Perhaps we should return to mere anarchy, I proposed. We had descended into nihilism and found no satisfaction in it. No matter how thoroughly we managed to distribute our bloodied fragments across the levels, we always rematerialized at square one.īrent and I took stock of the situation. We figured this stockpile would do the trick. Anything with a warning label, we misused. We suggest that you consult with a parent or teacher before you dismember yourself and a friend with the gun turret of a submarine. (Remember, kids, Brent and I are seasoned professionals. ![]() Unfortunatly, our best efforts in suicide merely teleported us back to the beginning of the level. In a game like Shadow Warrior this is a tricky proposition, but we took to the task with our usual zeal. Disillusioned with the sham that is modern life, we made a pact to end each others' suffering. What else is there? Brent and I had a long, heart-to-heart chat. ![]() We had tried fluffy bunnies, and we had tried computers. Witness what happened when we tried to install a new version of DirectX: ![]() Far from an inspiring journey of empowerment, our stint in geeking was a relentless nightmare of inebriated software and pointless, expensive hardware upgrades. > )Īfter the collapse of our rehabilitating business venture, Brent and I decided to seek enrichment through the modern miracle of computers. I had to calm him down a little after that. To relieve our frustrations, Brent and I decided to takeĪ holiday, and cultivate an austere hobby in rabbit farming.Īlas, our pleasant interlude soon turned sour, when Our prolonged dispute over superior battle tactics left us both veryįatigued. Garote and Brent's Shadow Warrior Fun-Tour Page two Garote and Brent's Shadow Warrior Fun pg 2
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